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Biscotti Cream - Jungle Boys, Tampa (FL Medical)
With its smooth flavor and mood-boosting, yet relaxing high, this Biscotti Cream is perfect for after a long day's work or relaxing on the weekend. Available at Jungle Boyz, Tampa, this carefully crafted cross of Biscotti and Grape Cream Cake, gives a potently sweet aroma that's akin to artisanal baked goods at your local coffee shop. It's a delectable, joyful experience that may have you wondering what it would be like if your local dispensary also served cappuccino. Would t

Kara
May 292 min read


Blue Sharpies by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Embers, located in the vibrant DuPont Circle neighborhood, offers this Blue Sharpies strain, cultivated by Alt Sol, alongside an impressive collection of hand-blown glass art that could make even a minimalist rethink their decor. In this report we'll dive into this exquisite indica dominant hybrid and show you why we think it's one that can help you keep your holiday weekend as pungently vibrant as a freshly uncapped marker...

Toker's Guide
May 243 min read


Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 - Capital Remedy
Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

Toker's Guide
May 233 min read


Cookies Black Cherry Gelato by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
I’m thrilled to scoop into a jar of this exceptionally gorgeous Black Cherry Gelato from the friendly folks at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this strain seems like a decadent dessert plucked from a gelato shop run by cherry-obsessed pastry chefs. I’m anticipating a flavor as rich as black cherry compote and a balanced high that’s as soothing as a post-dessert nap. Can't wait to see if this stunning flowe...

Elle Weeds
May 233 min read


Under the Stars by Garcia Handpicked - Liberty Cannabis, Rockville (MD Rec.)
Under the Stars by Garcia Hand Picked, recently picked up at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, pays homage to Jerry Garcia’s artistic legacy...

Elle Weeds
May 232 min read


Romscotti - CULTA Urbana Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

Maryland Terps
May 153 min read


Super Boof by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
This is yet another epic batch of The Herban Hustle's locally cultivated Super Boof. Currently available at Washington DC marijuana disp...

Elle Weeds
May 153 min read


Baby Turtle by Khalifa Kush - National Holistic
Baby Turtle, cultivated by the Khalifa Kush team and currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary National Holistic, is a we...

Toker's Guide
May 133 min read


Funk House Farms Tickle Burger - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Toker's Guide
May 22 min read


Platinum TK - Wash Hydro Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
May 22 min read


Orange Z by Grassroots - Ascend Cannabis (Ellicott City, Maryland)
Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross...

Dave Tart
May 13 min read


Snow Runtz - The Gift Givers DC
Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service, The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

ZeeJay
Apr 252 min read


Cap Junky - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Elle Weeds
Apr 243 min read


Cookies Ridgeline Lantz by Alt Sol - Monko DC
Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

ZeeJay
Apr 183 min read


District Gumbo by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
This District Gumbo from Capital Remedy evokes a feeling akin to stumbling into a secret speakeasy where the drinks are replaced with top-shelf cannabis. In a city, or District, full of spies that kind of thing probably happens all the time. Cultivated by The Herban Hustle, a Washington DC craft grower known for their small-batch, high-quality buds (and a 2024 National Cannabis Cup win for their Vice City pheno), this strain is a local gem with a mysterious past...

Toker's Guide
Apr 173 min read


Grape Fritter by Garcia Hand Picked - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
This is one superb batch of Grape Fritter that's currently in stock at at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. Cultivated by Garc...

Maryland Terps
Apr 42 min read


Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Gift Givers
When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...

ZeeJay
Mar 283 min read


Glitter Bomb by Savvy Reserve - MÜV Dispensary, North Miami (Florida Medical)
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Mar 263 min read


Mochi - Elevated Lounge DC
This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

ZeeJay
Mar 253 min read


Miami Heat by Grow West - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Miami Heat, cultivated by Grow West, is a vibrant and highly potent cultivar known for its hard-hitting, energizing effects. Currently av...

Terp Interpreter
Mar 212 min read
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