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Primates - Royale Dankness

After not really hearing of this cultivar I've now encountered it twice in a month. This is a different batch entirely, but similarly some very good smoke. It's called Primates and this version is currently available from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, Royale Dankness. So if you were going bananas over not getting enough Primates last time, here's another batch I've been...monkeying around with.🐵


There's not a lot of info to go on for this strain when it comes to genetic inputs, but, similar to our last Primates review, we feel this is probably a Gorilla Glue #4 (GG#4) and Grape Ape cross. The aroma is much like a Glue strain hybrid and there are sugary sweet notes as well, but there are less fruity vibes than the last batch in a side by side comparison (I still have a little left). Consensus across the Toker Team was that we still like it best rolled up in a "j".


The structure of the buds also seems slightly different - a testament to their differing cultivation techniques. The prior was slightly more fluffy, while this batch is more dense. Additionally, there seem to be more purplish hues in this round whereas the last was mostly neon green. Notably, the trichome coverage, which is quite staggering, is basically the same between the two sample specimens. In either case, we are big fans.


Best reserved for evening use given the immensely euphoric and sedating body high, just hit up Royale Dankness and place your delivery order ASAP to get your hands on some of this powerful batch of Primates. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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