A balanced hybrid strain that runs 50/50 this Carbon Fiber from DC i-71 delivery and cannabis aficionados, Exotic Organics, is a super fresh and super funky treat to have on hand for the weekend. As you can tell by its vibrant coloration and heavy layers of frosty trichomes this is some top of the line exotic genetics and exquisitely cultivated to near perfection. What you can't tell from the beautiful photos she takes is that she has an aroma and flavor that will make any cannabis connoisseur giddy with delight. I suppose that's no surprise with a lineage that includes Cookies & Cream, Grape Pie, and Biscotti. No kidding - and I'd like to actually perform this test - if you were 500 yards from me on a beach or standing in a field, I bet you would smell this bud within 10 seconds (pending wind conditions) of opening a jar. What I'm trying to say is that this is some stanky stanky ganja. It's straight diesel fumes meets a surfeit of skunks (yes there's a specific name for a group of skunks) with a hint of pepper. To roll this in a joint, you'll need to break it up and then leave it sitting in a safe place for a few hours. This is because of the incredibly sticky nature of this bud while fresh. It's even a frustration to a heavy duty grinder and you'll find yourself needing to turn longer and reconfigure along the way just to get it fine enough. So, why not save your fingers some trouble and just throw what you've broken up in the bong instead? It's a time saver, paper saver, and let's face it, blowing a huge cloud of this super dank after pulling a tube and holding it in is just totally satisfying. If you're a cannabis enthusiast at any level, do yourself a favor and hit up Exotic Organics ASAP to grab some of this positively astounding Carbon Fiber batch for your own stash box. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

This Black Truffle batch from DC i-71 Storefront Top Level DC has some of the deepest purples we've seen in a batch of cannabis. It's so dark and with twinkling trichomes throughout, that through the jar we joked that maybe they should consider calling it Starry Night instead. However, once we cracked open the jar and had a whiff all heads were simultaneously nodding in agreement about the name. That's right, this one possesses an extremely striking and potent smell. It's earthy, gassy, piney, and super skunky, which is basically the epitome of dank when you think about it. You have to roll it in a paper to get some of the ultra exotic flavor that it possesses, but ultimately you'll get inundated with any pipe you try. Could it really have a hint of actual truffle in the aftertaste? Multiple parties have confirmed this, myself included. It's lineage is super secret and with exotics like this it's not very surprising. We would probably keep genetics with these characteristics to ourselves too. What we can say is that it runs slightly on the indica side of the house (roughly 60/40) with a mesmerizing head buzz that pairs nicely with its kushy glow of a body buzz. The flavor also seemed to blend in with my experience more than usual and I caught whiffs of the smell far away from where we burned down. To say the aroma is strong would be an understatement. I bet it would even cause those truffle sniffing pigs to do a double take! 😂 So just follow your nose over to DC i-71 storefront Top Level asap to check out this Black Truffle and their selection of other amazing gifts. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

If you like a really solid old school OG like I do, then let me introduce you to Octane OG from the most regal of all the DC i-71 delivery services, Royale Dankness. It's fresh and super piney, with hints of lemon and a diesel-esque punch for a finish - just like a chronic OG should be. Honestly, it was even a little hard to photograph because of how neon green, white, and twinkly it was...but I'm def not complaining. A cross of Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush this is a super indica that hits intensely hard and can easily drive a knock out, super mellow buzz for extended durations. Note that the terms "oh shit" and "whoa" may be thrown around frequently among friends who partake in this stoney treat together as they attempt to explain the onslaught of stoner moments that will inevitably ensue. You'll also want to keep a cold beverage by your side, your favorite pizza place's number handy, and make sure you know where your phone is before you rip this down. Otherwise, chaos could result as you begin to urgently require munchies, but without full motor function. The only other problem will be who wants to scrape themselves up off the couch to bring the pizza on the final leg of its journey? But, don't worry, the hunger will overpower the couch lock eventually. A phenomenal evening smoke that's righteous enough for even the most refined connoisseur's palate, this Octane OG should be your next pick up to restock the indica section of your stash box. Just hit up DC i-71 service Royale Dankness today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

How do you catch a snowflake in the summer time? Easy, just hit up DC i-71 delivery service Buddha Buddy today and grab some of this snowflake strain. She's quite the beautiful specimen, but other than the frosty kief covering her every nook and cranny there's nothing cold about this batch - it's all fire! Thought to be a cross of an unknown haze and Humboldt Snow there's some mystery surrounding this wondrous strain. However, one thing that certainly stands out as easily identifiable are her sativa-heavy effects. The potency with this one is absolutely for real and can get you moving rapidly, sometimes in all directions at once. Those new to cannabis or less familiar with sativa's should either avoid or start very small and slow. With hints of lemon, anise, and eucalyptus she tastes good in almost any apparatus, but I've been enjoying it mostly in the bong as my after lunch pick-me-up. As soon as you pull the slide on your hit you'll know that this one is going straight to your dome. Then expect a very vibrant headspace with a lot of meandering thoughts - an exceptional construct for creativity. Lastly, I'd be remise if I didn't mention her heavy layers of trichomes one more time. They are so white and splendidly prevalent that it more than justifies the "snowflake" name. So hit up Buddha Buddy DC today and it can be "snowing" at your house before you know it. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

I knew that Gelato, the actual icy Italian treat, came in a wide variety of flavors and colors, but not blue. In the weed arena, however, I'm never really that surprised by what "Gelato" type they come up with next. Here, for example, we have an excellent specimen of Blue Gelato from DC i-71 pup art and delivery rock stars, District Derp. An indica leaning hybrid that can induce tranquil and relaxing vibes without too much sedation, Blue Gelato is a cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and old school Blueberry. We recommend ripping her down in the bong to get the fullest sense of the rush she can provide to your whole body, starting with your head. Though couch lock isn't that much of an issue, we do advise reserving her for the late afternoon or evening just in case. This batch in particular has a creamy and sugary aroma with slight berry notes. When you give the buds a big squeeze you'll release something that greatly resembles a Gelato #33, but with an increased level of fruitiness. In flavor, there's more earthiness and a tinge of skunk. With trichomes and stigmas intact it's clear that these buds are fresh and harvested with great care. It's also very apparent that the genetics are top shelf. Just look at all those frosty trichs! As one friend recently put it, "She's frostier than the freezer aisle!" Well, what would you expect with a name like "Gelato"? To grab some of this Blue Gelato for yourself just hit up District Derp and setup your pup art delivery order today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

With a highly floral nose and a magnificent heady buzz, this Maui Magilla Glue cultivated by Alternative Solutions and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is definitely some bud you should feast your eyes upon while it lasts. Take note, however, that this is medical marijuana and you'll need a medical card or recommendation from some state or DC to obtain it. Once you do, get ready to be taken away on a Hawaiian themed voyage of the mind and body. A sativa leaning cross of Hawaiian Dream, Guptilla Kush, and GG#4 that runs roughly 60/40, she induced some amazing creative energy while also quelling my musculoskeletal and gastrointestinal pain. I'm typically a big fan of Gorilla Glue crosses that lean sativa or 50/50, and this one quickly moved near the top of that list. Other strains on the list you ask?: Super Silver Glue, Glue Dream, Amnesia Glue and Gorilla Cookies. The amazing nose of this "Gluey" hybrid is hard to place, but inextricably tropical to me. There are hues like a bouquet of exotic flowers and what I want to say are fresh bananas. In flavor, all of the aroma passes through in an effervescent form when packed in a bowl, but there are some sour and almost citrusy notes on the exhale as well. If you roll a joint, you'll get much more of a Gorilla Glue-like toke, yet still with that tropical, floral influence. Overall, this batch of gorgeous buds is some phenomenal smoke, even by Hawaiian standards. If you're curious, the name Magilla harkens to the Hanna-Barbera cartoon show of the 1960's called The Magilla Gorilla Show. In it the star, a gorilla partially dressed in snazzy clothes, was continuously broken out of his pet store habitat for mischief only to be returned shortly for a refund. Similarly, this bud is ready to be broken out and could inspire some playful mischief in the right/wrong hands given its sativa stance. One key difference, though, is that we're very confident you won't be returning any of THIS "Magilla". For some epic Alt Sol Maui Magilla Glue to fill your own coffers just head on over to DC medical dispensary Takoma Wellness Center ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Mostly known for their super scrumptious infused edibles, we were impressed to learn that DC i-71 delivery service, CannabakeDC, also has some impeccable exotic flower as well. Check out the following Blue Magic strain for example. This weed is legitimately blue...and quite magical. 🧙‍♀️ Robust enough for even the most seasoned wizards, its aroma is fruity and earthy with a touch of sour. In flavor, the fruity aspect is more pronounced and there's also a hash-like aftertaste that melds with it. Though the outside is somewhat compressed and these buds are likely machine trimmed, when you break them open there's a cornucopia of still starry trichomes on the inside, much like a geode. I have to say rolling this up is the way to go. It crumbles nicely, is super easy to work with, and once lit it will give you a smooth and refined toke. In terms of effects, expect said joint to add some pep to your step because this one leans decidedly sativa and is, in fact, a Blue Dream phenotype. Perhaps, that is the real magic of this bud - helping you stay motivated and upright when it has you so obviously spellbound. New wizards beware! No need to hop on your broomstick to get your hands on this Blue Magic. Instead, just hit up DC i-71 delivery magicians, CannabakeDC, and they'll levitate it on over to you ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Happy Friday everyone! This is a top priority toker alert designed to let you know that there's some incredible, fresh new headies that just dropped at DC i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge. It's called Lavender Gluecakes and it's some of my favorite ganja of the summer so far! With starry trichomes aplenty and so sizable you can measure them with a ruler, you better believe this packs a potent punch. It's hard to tell how this one leans and there's nothing that I can find which makes the heredity super clear. My guess would be that she's a cross of Lavender, a potent kush, and Gorilla Cake, a balanced but slightly indica hybrid. In any case, this is as exotic as they come. The aroma is like a fruity, sugary, but slightly sour candy, very similar to a strawberry Starburst (which I LOVE). This aroma passes into the flavor, where I also experienced notes of melon, pine, and a tinge of skunk. Upon exhale, expect to choke up and cough a bit, mostly in a pleasant way depending on the size of your hit. The consensus was definitely to rip her down in the bong though given how inundating the fruitiness becomes when you do. If you've never seen truly fresh, truly awesome indoor flower at the level you find at a competition, this is your chance to check some out. In fact, I give this one full marks for aroma, flavor, potency, and appearance - clearly it was cultivated by experts at the highest level of TLC. To get your hands on some of this Lavender Gluecakes just head to the Glover Park area of DC and check out one of our favorite storefronts, Elevated Lounge. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Full disclosure, this one might have already sold out, but we still wanted to bring it to you as a demonstration of some of the excellent gifts DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass DC, has had on hand recently. A reverse cross of two indica heavy weights, Biscotti and Berry White, for those looking for a night time treat-you-right this is a sure contender and one that will knock you right out. Heavily, heavily, trich'd out and with deep and rich aquamarines and blue hues, you know this came from some seriously exotic genetics. Though it's a bit more oxidized than we would prefer, it has been stored and transported well and the cure makes for a great toke when rolled up. In flavor and aroma this one has that earthy, skunky, yet somehow fruity stance. In the bong, most of what you'll get is the rich earthiness with a tinge of gas, but in the joint the fruitiness comes out and leads to a much better flavor experience overall. Extremely potent and able to send even seasoned tokers to bed, the noobs will want to consider keeping the consumption level low and taking it slow with this batch. To get some Biscotti Berry of your own and to check out all the awesome gifts in their lineup, just head over to DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass DC, ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

This Gelatti from award-winning DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is some total fire. It's fresh, it's supple, it's sticky, and MOST of all it's got a skunky/sweet nose that you can smell from a mile away. Like an ice cream truck on a hot summer's day, everybody's gonna come running for a taste of this Gelatti. Better get there quick! 🏃🏽‍♂️ A cross of Gelato and OG Biscotti that runs an even 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum, this batch embodies this balance perfectly. For me it also came with a really cozy, calming sensation that drifted all around my body. Yet, I had no problem knocking out some remaining work and then got excited to cook a rather complex dinner. The only challenges were not tasting too much of the ingredients and diving into finished food items before they were served. Following the meal the Gelatti made for a great after dinner digestif promoting quick digestion and leading to jazz music with conversation as opposed to streaming a show from the couch. I'd also imagine playing video games would be a pretty perfect outlet for this bud, though that activity is no longer supported in my household 🤫. As a testament to its versatility, slightly energetic nature, and highly cerebral effects, this is one strain I could enjoy doing almost anything on. To make your summer time connoisseur collection complete just head over to No Kids Allowed near DC's Eastern Market and grab some of this Gelatti today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

If you got a chance to try the El Chivo flower from DC medical cultivators Alternative Solutions recently you undoubtedly noticed the simply awesome amount of fresh trichomes present upon them. Well, what if you could get a jar of just these trichomes for your own, shall we say, more concentrated needs? Now you can with this dry sift offering currently available at DC medical dispensary Takoma Wellness Center. A method of creating cannabis concentrates that has been handed down since ancient times, dry sift hash is produced by running kief through a progressively finer set of screens to arrive at a highly refined finished product. This resulting hash has zero chemicals or water added and represents a very natural way to go about consuming nature's medicine. This particular dry sift is of impeccable quality and has been sifted through the finest of screens. Its color is super blonde and greatly resembles sand from a tropical island paradise. Its aroma is very much like the originating flower form (which was quite hashy to begin with), but now there's a sweetness and something of an exotic skew to it - perhaps like what you might encounter perusing a Moroccan bazaar. In effects, expect an intense rush to your head and an immediate impact on your eyes with what seems like a warm fuzzy glow behind them (and some squinting as well). Puffed in a flower vape with a concentrate "stone" it was pure lift off for me, followed by some immense euphoria that emanated in concentric waves. Also note that just a little goes a LONG way. There's a whole lot of bang for your buck here people! To obtain some of this outstanding El Chivo dry sift hash for your own cannabis collection just head to DC medical marijuana dispensary Takoma Wellness Center today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you! *Note: DC medical marijuana dispensaries require a medical card/recommendation, but there's reciprocity for all other states!

Always a highly versatile and broadly appealing strain, check out this excellent batch of MAC 1 from DC i-71 motivational speech delivery team, Dreamy DC. We've reviewed numerous harvests of "Miracle Alien Cookies X1" (aka MAC 1) and this is up there with some of the best in terms of appearance and potency. Running 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum, we love the balanced nature of MAC 1's effects. It's as soothing as it is smooth toking, but not in a drowsy way. Instead, it's really good at creating an awake mind, while washing away the strains of your day with an enveloping body buzz. In a stoner moment toking this while watching the movie Superbad we wondered whether a Dreamy DC motivational speech could turn McLovin into McDreamy. Then, throw in the MAC 1 and wouldn't you get.....MAC Dreamy? But, without the motivational speech would you just have MAC Lovin, instead? While none of this quandary was of any real importance, I share it with you to help demonstrate the creative and humorous mindset that resulted from rolling some of this up and sharing with friends. Sweet, sugary, skunky, and slightly fruity, I was taken aback by the complexity of the nose on these buds. If anything lacks with a MAC 1 batch often times it's the intensity of aroma, but not in this case. In flavor, the inhale is smooth, sweet, and slightly earthy while the exhale gives the same vibes as the aroma, but with a hint of pepper and citrus. If you get the chance check this out in your flower vape to experience an even more mouthwatering flavor sensation. So let this be your motivation to hit up Dreamy DC, get a motivational speech, roll up some MAC 1, and become the new "MAC Dreamy" version of yourself today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!