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Molecular Farms Papaya Punch by Abatin - Takoma Wellness Center
Abatin Wellness is back with another batch of fire flower and this time it's more genetics from Molecular Farms. Currently available at T...
Barn Burner
Sep 6, 20232 min read
Orange Soda by Verano - Mary and Main (Maryland Recreational)
Just over the DC line in Capitol Heights Maryland there's a great little dispensary called Mary & Main that now has both medical and recr...
Toker's Guide
Aug 25, 20231 min read
Black Afghan by Rythm - RISE, Bethesda (Maryland Recreational)
These gorgeously plump Black Afghan buds, cultivated by Rythm in Maryland, are highly sought after at the moment. I finally got my hands...
Toker's Guide
Aug 21, 20232 min read
Animal Face Dogwalkers - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
Initial Thoughts Over the years I’ve developed a love/hate relationship with dispensary pre-rolls. I’m the kind of girl who buys...
LizzieHaze
Aug 21, 20232 min read
Molecular Farms Pixie Crush by Abatin - Takoma Wellness Center
We’ve been all over the Molecular Farms genetics that have recently been available at DC medical dispensary, Takoma Wellness. Just like t...
Terp Interpreter
Aug 19, 20232 min read
Molecular Farms MAC by Abatin Wellness - Takoma Wellness Center
From the blast of sweet and funky aroma that emerged when I opened the jar to the out-of-this world appearance, this MAC might seem like...
Barn Burner
Aug 4, 20231 min read
Petro Chem Rosin by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
Alt Sol's various batches of "flower rosin" are quite spectacular and the most recent one that has caught my fancy is this Petro Chem, cu...
Toker's Guide
Jul 26, 20231 min read
Dragon's Breath - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
Dragon's Breath from the gLeaf medical marijuana dispensary in Short Pump, Virginia delivers on its namesake with effects that will have...
Barn Burner
Jul 24, 20232 min read
Silver Kush by Center City Cultivation - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
Silver Kush is a varitable who's who of legendary cannabis strains with Haze, Northern Lights, Skunk, Chemdawg, and Hindu Kush all in the...
Toker's Guide
Jul 11, 20232 min read
Zkittles Kush Live Rosin by gLeaf - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
I’m always hunting for the best, most delectable terpene profiles across the Virginia medical marijuana market. Recently, this has led me...
LizzieHaze
Jul 11, 20232 min read
Green Punch by Classix - Cannabist, VA Beach (VA Medical)
When picking your strain for the week, look no further than this rare strain of Green Punch! Cultivated by Seed and Strain, Green Punch i...
LizzieHaze
Jun 26, 20231 min read
Runtz Muffin by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
For all of my Runtz devotees out there, this is a superlative batch of Runtz Muffin currently available at VA Medical dispensary, Cannabi...
LizzieHaze
Jun 12, 20232 min read
Soul Mate by &Shine - Cannabist, Portsmouth (VA Medical)
When I think of my soulmate I immediately become all warm and fuzzy inside. That feeling is not unlike the feeling I had seeing this batc...
LizzieHaze
Jun 12, 20232 min read
Hot Mint Sundae by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Hot Mint Sundae is one of the hottest strains out of CULTA here in Maryland right now and I'm actually quite grateful I found an eighth o...
Spacey Sprouts
Jun 8, 20232 min read
Midnight Circus - The Living Room (MD Medical)
Still available in various Maryland medical dispensaries, this Midnight Circus from Evermore has been going like hotcakes, and for good...
Maryland Terps
Jun 2, 20232 min read
Valley Girl by gLeaf - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
With summer right around the corner, it's almost time for bikinis, margaritas and sun bathing; thankfully, one thing I don’t have to wait...
LizzieHaze
Jun 1, 20232 min read
Zack's Cake Gen 3 by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
There's some pretty astounding weed in town right now, but this Zack's Cake is something to behold. Grown by the craft cannabis geniuses...
Toker's Guide
May 30, 20231 min read
Red Bullz - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
As I laid my eyes on this Red Bullz specimen from DC Medical Cannabis Dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, I couldn't help but be captivat...
Terp Interpreter
May 24, 20232 min read
Lemon Cheese V by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
Cannabis is such an amazing plant not only in terms of medicinal benefits, but in the way it connects people and communities across the...
LizzieHaze
May 19, 20233 min read
Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - The Living Room (MD Medical)
Emerging from District Cannabis' medical cultivation in Maryland, is Gelato Cake. This strain has been the talk of the town here in Maryl...
Spacey Sprouts
May 9, 20232 min read
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