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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Grape Runtz - Pot United
Not to be confused with local soccer team, DC United, cannabis delivery service, Pot United, is showing some real talent in terms of high...
Toker's Guide
Aug 1, 20231 min read
Potato Runtz - Cannabear DC
I certainly love potato's and Runtz candy. However, I've never said, "Hey I wonder if they can make a potato candy to go with all the oth...
Toker's Guide
Jul 27, 20232 min read
Slapz - HYFE
Look out Chris Rock, there's a new slap in town, but it's one that will make you feel great all over versus bruising your face or ego. Fr...
Toker's Guide
Jul 24, 20231 min read
Donut Runtz - MASC
With a fun looking pack and a sweet aroma this batch of Donut Runtz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC, is ready to help you get yo...
Toker's Guide
Jul 21, 20232 min read
Ichiban - No Kids Allowed
Japanese for "number one", Ichiban is also a delectable and super rare cannabis strain that has made its way to DC cannabis dispensary, N...
Elle Weeds
Jul 12, 20231 min read
Apple Slapz - YANA Wellness DC
Without too many sativa's floating around out there some of us sativa lovers are a little hard-pressed to get the energetic and uplifting...
Maryland Terps
Jul 6, 20231 min read
White Cherry Runtz - The Garden DC
Fresh, funky, and frosty this batch of White Cherry Runtz from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, The Garden, immediately impressed. It was bot...
Elle Weeds
Jul 6, 20231 min read
Candy Chrome - Flower Ave DC
Fire Alert! This batch of Candy Chrome from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Flower Ave, is my favorite flower for July so far. Witho...
Toker's Guide
Jul 5, 20232 min read
Bolo Runtz - Buddha Buddy DC
The latest offering from DC i-71 delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, captivated me from the second I opened the lid. “Bolo Runtz” is what’...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 30, 20232 min read
White Peachez - Exotic Organics
Well, would you have a look at this exquisite batch that just came across my desk from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service Exotic Organics...
Toker's Guide
Jun 28, 20232 min read
All American Brkfst - Hotbox Uptown
Good Morning tokers! Here's a new breakfast option worthy of any smorgasbord and currently available from DC cannabis storefront dispensa...
Toker's Guide
Jun 23, 20232 min read
Lemon Gelato Pop - Lucky Chuckie
Take a look at this Lemon Gelato Pop from DC i-71 delivery service, Lucky Chuckie. Its alluring aroma prepares you for what's to come in...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 21, 20232 min read
Krazy Runtz - Top Level DC
Consistently cranking out some splendidly potent flower, DC cannabis dispensary Top Level has tantalized my taste buds today with this Kr...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 20, 20232 min read
Runtz Muffin by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
For all of my Runtz devotees out there, this is a superlative batch of Runtz Muffin currently available at VA Medical dispensary, Cannabi...
LizzieHaze
Jun 12, 20232 min read
Candy Gas - Lucky Chuckie
Lucky Chuckie has been bringing some really nice flower to our attention recently. For example, this Candy Gas is a rare and exotic hybri...
Toker's Guide
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Cinnamon Rolls - Monko
Amazingly this batch of Cinnamon Rolls actually smells a lot like fresh cinnamon rolls, in a ganja sort of way. This was clear from the m...
Elle Weeds
Jun 7, 20231 min read
Obama Runtz - The Gift Givers
We've reviewed various iterations of Obama Runtz from several DC vendors in the past, but this batch from DC i-71 cannabis delivery servi...
Toker's Guide
May 27, 20231 min read
Red Bullz - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
As I laid my eyes on this Red Bullz specimen from DC Medical Cannabis Dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, I couldn't help but be captivat...
Terp Interpreter
May 24, 20232 min read
Watermelon Runtz - HYFE
As we get closer and closer to summertime I get more and more excited about cold, fresh watermelon on a hot steamy DC day. One bud that...
Toker's Guide
May 18, 20232 min read
Rose Gold Runtz - Flower Ave
Coming out of Flower Ave, a DC i-71 storefront, check out these Rose Gold Runtz. It was dark when I first received them, but the buds had...
Spacey Sprouts
Apr 6, 20232 min read
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