top of page
.png){kind=small}
Find the BEST weed in...
Cannabis REVIEWS
Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
All Reviews
Apples and Bananas - Elevated Lounge DC
Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lo...
Toker's Guide
Feb 7, 20253 min read
Opals and Banonoze by Curio Wellness - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
The first thing that I noticed about these Opals and Banonoze buds was the sticky residue they left all over my fingers. The terps come i...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 12, 20242 min read
Slurpz - Capital Remedy
DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, have really been on a tear recently with a diverse array of top-shelf bud, and this S...
Barn Burner
Jan 16, 20242 min read
Highrise - Monko
Sending you one hundred stories high this batch of Highrise from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, can keep your head in the clouds al...
Terp Interpreter
Nov 22, 20231 min read
Phantom Cookies - Treehouse DC
In the spirit of Halloween this Phantom Cookies available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, is perfect for getting into the...
Terp Interpreter
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Trainwreck & Grand Daddy Purple "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
In the past it has been stressful, especially while traveling, to try and keep up with all of my cartridge options. I always tote a few a...
Toker's Guide
Aug 24, 20232 min read
Apples and Bananas - Flower Ave
With a name and potency that Raffi himself would be proud of, this batch of Apples and Bananas currently available from DC i-71 cannabis...
Toker's Guide
Aug 4, 20232 min read
Fruity Pebbles - Flight Pass DC
If you've been a cannabis user and lover for any amount of time it's likely you've heard of or stumbled upon Fruity Pebbles. This sticky...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 17, 20232 min read
Purple Punch Crumble - Cannabear
The light color and effervescent aroma are the first two aspects of this outstanding Purple Punch crumble that captured my attention...
Toker's Guide
Jan 26, 20231 min read
Purple Punch by gLeaf - Cannabist, Carytown (VA Medical)
Everyone has their Top 5 strains that when they see them, they will always pick them up. Purple Punch is on that list for me, so when...
Terp Interpreter
Jan 16, 20232 min read
Pink Champagne - Elevated Lounge
If you're searching for a dazzling indica to envelop your whole body in a cozy buzz this weekend, look no further than this Pink...
Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20221 min read
Cherry Pie - Euphoria DC
A cross of Grand Daddy Purple and Durban Poison this batch of Cherry Pie from DC recreational storefront, Euphoria DC, leans indica...
Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Pinkman Goo - Kali Kraves
Pinkman Goo has been noted by other online cannabis gurus as having a unique genetic mutation whereby resinous droplets develop on the...
Toker's Guide
Jul 26, 20222 min read
bottom of page