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Cartel Cake - The Gift Givers
When I think of the term "Cartel Cake" the image that first comes to mind is the boss of some big cartel being served a extravagantly del...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 3, 20241 min read
Wham - Flower Ave
I like big nugs and I’ll tell you why, it’s something about the fat ones that I cant deny. And when this one walked in, I began to grin...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 3, 20241 min read
The Soap by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
I had quite the dirty vocabulary as a kid but always disliked soap in my mouth as a punishment. It must’ve been effective, though, becaus...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 27, 20242 min read
Han Solo Burger - Bud Drop DC
Named after the infamous smuggler and general of the Rebel army, this Han Solo Burger embodies the spirit of adventure and rebellion. Cur...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 27, 20242 min read
Hammerhead - Treehouse DC
DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, has just unleashed a mighty batch of Hammerhead. It's not from the deep blue sea, but this potent...
Barn Burner
Mar 26, 20242 min read
Super Black R-1 - Hotbox Uptown
DC marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, has been staying on top of their flower game and this batch of Super Black R-1 is yet another pri...
Barn Burner
Mar 26, 20242 min read
Atomic Jelly - Bloomingdale Organic
Everyone’s been coming up to me talking about March madness, but the real madness is the insane amount of frosty trichomes loaded on thes...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 26, 20242 min read
Blue Laces - Elevated Lounge
These Blue Laces buds from DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, stood out among all of their fantastic offerings to choose from. Jus...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 22, 20241 min read
Cheetah Piss - The Gift Givers
Despite the aversion that some may have to the name Cheetah Piss, this strain is a must try for those that haven’t experienced it yet. Cu...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 21, 20242 min read
Candy Yams - The Garden DC
Coming in hot with some farm-to-table fresh flower DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, just cracked the seal on this Candy Yams. It's a...
Barn Burner
Mar 21, 20241 min read
Omega Runtz - HYFE
Omega is signified by the end of the Greek alphabet but this Omega Runtz can’t mean the end of Runtz… Can it? Admittedly, I don't think t...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 20, 20242 min read
Cherry Garcia - Buddha Buddy DC
Cherry Garcia embodies the spirit of the rockstar lifestyle with its bold flavors and captivating effects. Courtesy of DC marijuana deliv...
Barn Burner
Mar 20, 20241 min read
Captain's Stash by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
A Captain's stash might be the most prized treasure aboard any ship, but even the most reckless pirates know that getting caught stealing...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 18, 20242 min read
Country Cookies by Grassroots - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, Maryland)
In name this batch of Country Cookies, from Maryland marijuana dispensary, Story, suggests a blend of rural charm and indulgent sweetness...
Toker's Guide
Mar 14, 20242 min read
Government Mule - Capital Remedy
This batch of Government Mule from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is as complex as the political landscape it's named after. Un...
Barn Burner
Mar 14, 20242 min read
Gelato - Taste Budz DC
When I saw this batch of Gelato at DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, I knew it had been too long since I'd seen this old friend in its...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 13, 20242 min read
Peanut Butter Cup - Bud Drop DC
This Peanut Butter Cup harvest from DC marijuana delivery service, Bud Drop DC, is a superb specimen of the strain. Its unique and super...
Toker's Guide
Mar 13, 20242 min read
Oreoz - Flight Pass DC
Forget being milks' favorite cookie, Oreoz is a bowl's favorite bud! Currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, the c...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 12, 20242 min read
Zuper Mochi - Top Level DC
I’ve seen more and more crosses of Mochi popping up in recent memory, and Zuper Mochi seems to have inherited some of its strongest genet...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 11, 20242 min read
Pluto - The Garden
Coming down from the stars to greet us fellow earthlings is this batch of Pluto courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. Their fl...
Barn Burner
Mar 8, 20242 min read
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