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Hey everyone it's May! I'm super excited to tell you all about our cannabis caravan (or crawl as some would like to say) across DC on 4/20. That's right, Jack and I hit the pavement traversing six dispensaries while seeking as many great deals and lavish experiences as possible. It was remarkable to see all of the tokers out and supporting our shared holiday! You could feel and smell the goodness from literally every corner of the city. Takoma Wellness Center The first stop of the 420 tour was Takoma Wellness Center. You can find them off of Blair Rd in NW DC. Takoma had a line out the door right from the start. We had such an excellent experience with Charles (Identifiable by his festive cannabis sport coat) and must give full marks on both the displays and one of the most extensive menu selections I've seen in the city. National Holistic Healing Center Jack and I followed the Rock Creek path south into the city's center. Just outside of Downtown, we stopped into the National Holistic Healing Center located off of Connecticut Ave. Our budtender was a delight and gave us great suggestions. Jack, of course, picked up some excellent Jack Herer - more on it soon. By the way National Holistic Healing will be moving to a new location shortly - we will be venturing back and share more on their new spot as soon as we can. Herbal Alternatives Continuing our journey south, we wandered over to Herbal Alternatives off of Rhode Island Ave. They are the only DC dispensary I've seen with what amounts to deli-style purchasing options. Your budtender actually trims and packages the flower on the spot with an expert explanation of the product and a cheery grin on their face. This ability to smell and see your product, to really get to know it more intimately beforehand, makes for sort of a farm-to-table style experience. I see this as a peek into what the DC area's medical cannabis scene can become. Capital City Care Jack (being the fountain of great ideas that he is) suggested a quick sushi "sesh,". After enjoying non-infused sushi, we made an abrupt U-turn to U Street, where Capital City Care can and should be visited. Inside they have a super trendy and contemporary interior. The staff had decorated extensively with prizes, raffles, and all kinds of games to play. Every one of the fabulous team members behind the counter seemed so jolly and genuinely happy to be there on this stoner holiday of holidays - such a warm and fuzzy vibe! Kinfolk With the sun drifting lower to meet the horizon, we advanced south in search of Kinfolk Dispensary. Once there, I noted that the Kinfolk merch. available in the lobby is reason enough to pay them a visit. Once through the door, we were pleased to see products out and in unique, organized displays. Jack introduced me to Jamila who was kind enough to send us on our way through the facility with some fantastic merch. Relva and Cannamexdc - Jack said, “Let’s get tacos.” We departed Kinfolk and, hearing music around the corner along with the smell of freshly cooked tacos, we were drawn down the street to Relva where there was a party very much alive and thriving. This location was a highlight for me and a great closing for our crawl. Relva is an eye-catching storefront on the corner of H Street with CBD and other amazing items to be had. Along with them, and clearly the olfactory center of said party, was Cannamexdc - DC kings of the infused taco. They served us up some unreal, mind-blowing tacos. Then we stepped inside to view the inviting and professional space that is Relva. The staff were incredibly welcoming and fun to chat with. You can tell customer service is a top priority here, but in a mellow, laidback and inviting way. Can't wait to come back! Overall, we had an absolute blast roaming around DC on 4/20/21 and getting to sample all that the amazing day had to offer! It's a dream come true to have such a great arrangement of medical marijuana dispensaries around me to choose from! Can't wait for next year!

Greetings everyone! I am delighted to be welcomed into this ensemble of tokers as the newest reviewer! For my first review, I had the pleasure of sampling the sweetest... the iciest... the delectable... "Oreoz" from The Safe House. If you're not familiar with them they're a great I-71 storefront just a little ways down H street in NE DC. As the image on their bags appropriately implies, they have some very strong, very intense gifts 🤗 . Upon opening the pack, your senses are flooded with a full and fresh sugariness, like the sweetest punch you've ever received. At first glance, it seems almost as though you're looking into the top of a famous Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen; the contrast between the light and dark colorations were that pronounced. It's not actually black and white, but you can definitely see how the name comes into play simply from appearances. The hyper white trichomes (clearly the icing or stuffing in this analogy) are abruptly interrupted by stunning bursts of deep purple and green. Unlike the famous cookie we all love, however, this version is iced from the outside with an extravagant amount of trichomes piled on in the heaviest of layers. Is this strain meant to be based on "double stuffed" Oreos? It should be! The strain Oreoz is a brilliant indica-heavy crossbreed of Secret Weapon x Cookies n’ Cream bred by 3rd Coast Genetics of Michigan. While it leans heavily in the Indica spectrum, it can be enjoyed day or night, in my opinion, since it's euphoric feels aren't overly sedative. It's extremely sticky, but still workable enough to make it a pleasure to pair with either your morning or evening paper 😉 . At 26% THC and with sweet sugary flavor for days, this bud is a dessert all on its own. It's from my current blissful state of post "dessert" satisfaction that I recommend for you to check out The Safe House and add this treat to your toker stash today!

Can you feel it tokers? 4/20 is right around the corner! Are you prepared? Here let me help you a little... So this Sorbeto from Toker's Guide newcomber District Chiefer is legit af. I was surprised to see if come across my desk - did a double take in fact. I mean this shit is fire. We should all be so lucky to have this in our stash box for the upcoming festivities! A three way cross of Zkittles, Sunset Sherbert, and Magnum Opus (an old school fav of mine) this batch runs just slightly indica (60/40) and can pack a seriously high THC percentage. I'd say the Sunset Sherbert / Cookies influence is most pronounced in the aroma while the Zkittles is most expressed in the tangy fruity flavor. You can catch some drive with this and not be couch-locked (stemming from the slight diesel influence), but it certainly has those euphoric indica feels. Probably a great one for the late afternoon. Perhaps the perfect happy hour bud? The smoothness, despite the near scariness of the coloration and trichomes, is remarkable when smoked. I guess this is what makes the name so appropriate - isn't sorbeto one of the silkiest fruity, icy treats possible? Bravo cultivators 🙌 I think you served up the perfect scoop! This is another great one for those organic blunt wraps I mentioned in my most recent article (we're still trying to work out the review with them - coming soon), but twist her up however you like. To get your cut, hit up District Chiefer ASAP and tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Greetings fellow tokers and DC Connoisseurs! You're going to want to check out this Devil's Spit from Puff Kings DC asap. It's an ode to the Famous Dave's highly sought after BBQ sauce of the same name which contains, as they claim, "only the hottest peppers stolen from the Devil's own backyard". I'm not sure if any of the strains comprising this delectable three way Kush hybrid came from the Devil's backyard, but the quality is of a level so high I wouldn't be surprised if supernatural influence was involved 👹 😂 . Yes, with THC levels reaching 31%+ this very new and already buzz worthy cross of Afghani Kush, Purple Kush, and Phantom Kush is a euphorically clobbering indica cultivar. Perhaps the great irony here is that, upon exhale, it takes you to a place that is uniquely heavenly despite the connotations the name might imply. The structure is fluffy. The feel, aroma, and flavor are all indicative of extremely fresh, recently harvested, hydroponic indoor of the highest order. It's bouquet is a whirlwind of fresh fruit, pepper, and an almost wildflower-like level of complex sweetness. The term trich'd out should have a photo of these buds next to it in urban dictionary. Roll this one in an organic blunt wrap (more on our choices for these soon) and enjoy one of the most mesmerizingly intoxicating, yet ultra smooth and sophisticated tokes ever. Look in your ashtray afterwards and what you'll find will resemble a fresh blanket of snow - the ash is so so flaky white. Hit up Puff Kings DC Today and make this strain, worthy of the label super rare for sure, a part of your connoisseur collection ASAP.

It's noted that throughout the world the most popular Easter symbol is the lamb. Accordingly, it has also been considered a lucky sign to come across a lamb around Easter time (among other times). Biblical connection or otherwise Bob Marley is said to have called a certain Jamaican landrace cultivar known as "Lamb's Bread" his favorite strain. Well tokers, it's Easter weekend, this strain is called Lamb's Bread, and it has an image of Bob Marley burning a massive joint on the top of the jar. I guess all we can say is thanks for the good luck - and future legal advice - Street Lawyer Services! <<<(they sell legal time with gifts of cannabis) That's right, we decided to check out the famous storefront that is Street Lawyer Services and, we gotta tell you, it was pretty refreshing. The atmosphere was bright, clean, and vibrant. There was no pressure, but things were definitely streamlined and optimized (in a delightful manner). There was no sitting room - but that might be a good thing considering the potency levels of some indica specimens on hand 😂 . No, this was reminiscent of the pleasant early west coast dispensary vibe of "Hey how can I help you? Something you were looking for, specifically?" Then they help you pick a jar and - no presto change-O behind the scenes - that's the jar you get. Plus, the whole thing...in and out in like 5 minutes! It only took slightly more time to find parking. Anyhow, my point is that if you're in a time crunch and you just wanna hit the walk-in of cannabis, this is where it's at (as long as they're not too crowded). Back to the Lamb's Bread, there's good reason why Bob called this his...ehem..."jam". It's an uplifting cerebral sativa varietal that helps you keep jamming as long as you're rolling it up. Interestingly, like most great sativa landraces, it also has a very mystic, hazy sense to it. One that brings to light the more spiritual side of ganja, which has been evident among humanity for ages. One also continuously noted by Marley in his music and teachings. This holy, spiritual, beautiful (really anything you'd like to call it) weekend I recommend checking out: 1). The comforting nature of being able to go to a cannabis storefront in DC and get weed on demand at any (reasonable) time. This is still such a fantastic thing to behold here in the Nation's Capital - I encourage you to feel how liberating it is! 2). The positively mesmerizing effects you feel after rolling up some of a legendary Jamaican musician's absolute favorite bud. Will you get good luck from simply scooping up a jar of Lambs Bread for yourself? I can't say for certain. As a weed smoker, will you ever need the legal advice you purchase from Street Lawyer Services anymore with all the decriminalization at hand? We hope and pray you don't. Are you going to enjoy reggae music more by burning some of this weed? Yes. Yes, of course you are 😉 .

Lineage: Ferrari OG x Runtz Species: Hybrid (close to 50/50 - indica/sativa) Smell: Piney lemon Taste: Creamy piney Appearance: Small pebble nugs that are white, light green and purple “Good things come in small packages” has never rang truer than for this indica-weighted hybrid union of two absolute studs Ferarri OG and Runtz. Can we call buds studs, though? Hmmm. Since we have a car brand in the strain name, how about..."models" instead? While maintaining the bud structure typical of original Runtz "models" these smaller sized nugs hit fast and pack a serious punch. A worthy ode to the exotic sports car maker, check out these Ferrari Runtz from Tribal Leaf DC. The second you take a whiff of this batch you will know you found something worth instagramming about. There's a strong coniferously fruity presence to the dense and tightly cropped buds of white and lime green. But you certainly can't miss the light-colored plum accents throughout as well. It's trichomes, as you can clearly see, are hyper-white and delightfully smattered everywhere to boot. I guess you could say this model is "top of the line"! Under the hood (ok maybe that's taking the car analogy too far?), I was expecting a somewhat crushing smoke (not necessarily a bad thing) given the smell, but I was surprised by a mega smooth piney creaminess upon exhale. Pleasantly increased awareness and noticeable stress relieving effects were also immediately felt and remarkably strong. Our hypothesis: this is what the "Ferrari" part of the name can be most attributed to - the speed and strength of its onset. While new to Toker's Guide, def. check these guys out (Tribal Leaf). I was impressed with their selection and the quality was certainly on point. The Ferrari Runtz are just one of several top-shelf designer choices and they're paying considerable attention to the freshness, quality, and (especially) aroma of their flower. If you're looking for a phenomenally relaxing hybrid to help (very) quickly shake off the doldrums of this rainy wet day look no further! Give Tribal Leaf a shout, pick up a nice bag of fire, and tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Matt Green (Founder, Toker's Guide): "I'd like to give a super warm and fuzzy welcome to one awesome new member of the Toker's Guide I-71 services family, Puff Kings DC. With a menu that is sure to delight the most discerning cannabis flower connoisseur - we tried them, it was awesome, we're going back - we are happy to welcome these DMV originals to the fold. Stay tuned as well because we have a stack of sexy reviews coming down the pike from them in the near future! I'd also like to formally welcome our newest member of the Toker's Guide team, Jack Dobbyn. He's a great dude, knows his cannabis (or "cheeba" as he likes to say) inside and out - he prefers indoor though 😂 🙏 - and we are overjoyed to have him working his magic for us across the DC cannabis scene! Without further ado, here......is Jack's first review...." -------- Greetings everyone! So extremely psyched to be a part of this...this...movement? Can I say movement? We're gonna say movement! So as my first review, I want you all to check out this incredibly citrusy "cheeba" from Puff Kings DC call Gelonade. The first thing that comes to mind when getting your hands on this stunning specimen of a sativa dominant hybrid is: “Wow, this looks f***ing interstellar!”. Certainly looks can be deceiving when it comes to weed. I've been so psyched to try some phenomenal LOOKING bud before only to be disappointed with it's inability to hold up to my typical standards. Anyhow, NOT. IN. THIS. CASE. This is absolute fire cheeba. Its heavenly orange citrus candy notes, superior bud structure, and imminent smokability make this cross between Lemon Tree and Gelato #41 one for the sativa lover's memory books. It's reminiscent of a fresh orange peel, but with a smooth Gelato back - something that might make you pause and look around like, "did anyone else taste how awesome that was just now?" It is strikingly similar to the recently reviewed Tropicana Cookies, but with just a tinge of that sweet creamy goodness stemming from the clear Gelato influence. Trying them both side by side and comparing differences was an experience to behold in and of itself. In terms of appearances, dark purple buds offer a perfect backdrop for blaze orange hairs contrasted with violet hued, white trichomes. While enjoying this rockstar one notes a sudden uplifting feeling that brings a peaceful happiness. Perfect for the start of a new day or sliding into the evening with a smile on your face, leave this one for the daytime and you'll have hours full of a blissful, citrus-glazed buzz. Hit up Puff Kings DC today to grab some of these gorgeous buds for yourself. Tell them Jack sent ya!

Delta-8 THC. Sounds a bit like a science experiment, right? As if the Government was genetically engineering THC and this particular control group was called “Delta-8”...TV pilot idea? Okay, okay, maybe that’s just me and my sci-fi nerd brain. With all seriousness, Delta-8 THC is sweeping the market and growing in national popularity everyday, and for good reason. For starters, it's federally legal, despite the fact that THC is literally in the name - we are NOT lawyers fyi - it IS legal. Why, you ask? Well, technically, only Delta-9 THC is illegal, but the same molecule just one stop over on the cannabinoid chemistry train is completely legal in all 50 states. This has made it easy for CBD brands to convert some hardcore THC users into CBD consumers basically overnight. So what makes Delta-8 so great? I’d say its effects are oddly similar to its next door neighbor in the sense that you do feel slightly, dare I say, hiiigh? But it’s not intoxicating. I mean, I’m writing this on Delta-8 and I’d say I’m still quite the wordsmith, wouldn’t you? Most notable is the relief it packs and it's help for people, like me, suffering from various issues. I have to be sharp and on my toes, but my pain gets in the way constantly. CBD helps some, but this Delta-8 is certainly a step up for me. Anyhow, given the excitement over this new lovely molecule, we thought we'd seek out and review some of the best Delta-8 products around. As it turns out, one amazing local DC company already has their Delta-8 game on point - meet Flowerz (pickflowerz.com). With an array of different top quality Delta-8 products and strains ranging from Apple Pie to Super Lemon Haze, there's something for everyones' tastebuds . On top of the strain variety, these cartridges are infused with naturally sourced terpenes which deepen the flavor profiles and compliment the cannabinoids nicely. Either way, there’s no denying these Delta-8 cartridges from Flowerz are the real deal. After just one pull I could immediately feel relief. Note that their 0.5g cartridges are also cheaper than your average THC carts by a notable amount. Generally half gram carts at an I-71 vendor would set you back about, what? 50 bones? 60 bones? These go for $24.99 on the Flowerz online shop and all orders above $50 get free shipping NATIONWIDE (so get two!). These great Delta-8’s can also be found at various CBD and I-71 shops around the District. Keep your eyes peeled for a tasty way to enjoy this hot new cannabis craze. Delta-8 is here to stay!

Greetings Tokerverse! I must apologize for a brief break in the action. We (the Greens) were welcoming the newest addition to the Green family! That said, I'm back in the flow and ready to tell you about some phenomenal new cultivars I've been seeing around town recently. First up are these Secret Cookies from Joint Delivery. The genetics for this batch come from the formidable Russian Assassin Boyz - perhaps appropriately named given most of their buds are strong enough to "take you out". Yes, this is an indica dominant hybrid to be reckoned with. It's aroma is somewhere around that of fruity bubblicious and skunky blueberry muffins. The flavor is almost entirely fruit forward with a strongly sweet and bready aftertaste. Its intense density and gnarly triched out state make it difficult to break up, but you'll def want to roll it up. Pro tip: once broken up, let it sit for about 10 minutes, then roll and you should find it much more workable. In heredity, I'd say this was a spectacular cut of some Platinum Girl Scout Cookies crossed with Cherry Pie. I mention the "Platinum" because it's just so heavy in kush effects. If you don't sleep well take note - this was like a 10 minute space voyage followed by a face plant into my couch. So yeah, typically Secret Cookies is GSC x Cherry Pie...but I'm going to call this one (Platinum Kush x GSC) x Cherry Pie. Oh those sneaky Russian Assassins! Overall, the bud structure, coloration, trichome coverage/quality, freshness, flavor, and aroma all make me want to give 9.5/10 in terms of quality and 10/10 in terms of effects (heavy indica). If you're looking for an excellent indica to help you float through your weekend look no further, hit up Joint Delivery today!

Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato 74 hybrid we just got to try was completely out of this world and insanely strong - it sent this mostly sativa smoking fan straight to ice cream dream land. A cross of the already legendary Gelato #33 and Gelato #41 this perfectly cultivated and expertly cured designer flower is originally produced by the notorious Deep East Farms (#deofarms) and each slice comes in it’s own official G74 Deep East bag. Note that you can even tell the pure quality of these bags by their thickness and softness. They are supple to the touch and you can’t see through them (less chance of light degradation). In flavor, this batch is sweet, piney and earthy with notes of citrus upon the inhale. The exhale and after taste leave a nice lingering lavender scent. I’d say the flavor was extremely on point and I didn’t get sense that this had been overly cured or oxidized - it was just right. Regarding effects, the one-hit test gave this Gelato 74 an A++ with its fast-acting on-set and extremely sedative properties. Immediately after ripping this guy from a bong I was literally on the floor. So high. Couldn’t move. Couldn’t think. Then, after what felt like two hours but was really just two minutes, I regained my sense of self and was able to reconnect with reality. This, of course, all makes sense given that both of the parents of this strain are indica leaning, known euphoric powerhouses, and have a tendency to couch lock those who have been focusing more on the sativa end of the spectrum. After finishing the rest of my hit I made a solid attempt to write this review, but honestly....this one sent me right to bed, no bath, no bedtime story, no blankie, no nothin’! It’s my own damn fault too. I should have known from its dense, sticky trichomes and deep purple color. It definitely looks dangerous, intoxicating and magnificently stupering - and it IS. Maybe not one for a full pack in the binger so soon after dinner. At least I slept like a baby! I’d also say another pretty obvious indication that this scoop of Gelato-esque flower was about to wreck me, was the amount of kief these nugs were covered in. There’s a seriously significant amount of kief here - enough to restock my grinder supply across the next few days of use for sure. Overall, I had a lovely experience with this G74 strain once I got more acclimated to its indica strength. I would strongly recommend respecting said strength and easing into it during nighttime use at first. Other than that, don’t wait, go get your scoop of G74 from Top Secret DC today! They're truly one of the best DC I-71 weed delivery services 🤙

Gummies, cookies and, of course, the classic brownie. All popular edible cannabis varieties, all delicious. Edibles are tricky to get right and very easy to get wrong. Between dosing, flavor, food safety and myriad other components, edible creation is an art form all its own. The Baghead Boys are perhaps the most recognizable top-of-the-line edible brand in the District that delivers a consistent experience. Too often are edible brands either seemingly counterfeit, actually counterfeit, or just plain...gross. As we mentioned in our Trail Blazers review last week, disguising the cannabis flavor in an edible product is sometimes key in crafting the overall experience. Baghead Boys nearly accomplish this feat by combining their THC extract with these super sour/sweet Sour Patch Kids look-a-likes. No amount of weed flavor (or otherwise) could seemingly outdo the strong, sour taste of the gummy itself. As for that taste? We give Baghead boys a thumbs up - plus extra points for being gluten free and vegan! As for the effects, I have to say Baghead Boys hit hard and they hit fast. If you’re looking for a quick grab n’ go get high experience, the Baghead Boys will grant you just that. With three different product variations (4x50mg, 4x100mg and 4x200mg) these gummies are great for anyone looking to "right-size" their experience. My personal favorite way of taking the Baghead Boys is cutting their 100mg gummies into 4 equal pieces for a light 25mg whenever I need that extra umph in my day. I keep them in the fridge and, even when cut up into tiny tic-tac sized bites, they stay fresh and potent for several weeks. The one potential qualm we have with the Baghead Boys is their infusion method. It’s come to our attention at Toker’s Guide that the Baghead Boys are most likely using a spray-on method for “infusing” the THC into their gummies. You may be thinking, okay, so what? How is spraying on the THC any different than infusing some sort of oil or extract into a gummy? Well, we're not sure really. It just wouldn't feel the same - sort of already doesn't feel the same - if it's true they went that route. I'm definitely willing to grab a bag of these again, but if the spraying part is true I find it a little disappointing. With a brand that is so forthright about their other ingredients (again, gluten free and vegan), using a cheap "infusion" method would be a step in the wrong direction in my opinion. Can't they just keep it simple? I guess the (quality) small batch guys exist for a reason! Overall, if you’re looking for a nice, consistently pleasant edible experience, Baghead boys are a widely available option typically in stock at DC I-71 vendors, many of whom you'll find on our lovely Weed Services page.

What's up, fellow Tokers and edible enthusiasts! I'm here with the culinary wizards from One Lane Bridge who have whipped up some highly delectable treats that you'll be seeing at DC I-71 vendors in the coming weeks. By the way, DC vendors, I highly recommend giving these guys some space on your menus. They are dedicated to the craft and practice great attention to detail, as well as the utmost professionalism. Currently, many of their products can be found at "All The Buzz DC" - a DC I-71 service that has been creating a lot of, well, buzz lately. We're hoping to review them soon! In the meantime, back to these fruit roll-ups... If you loved them when you were a kid - with their crazy stickiness and sugary, fruity hyper-drive energy by the dose - you might just love them even more now as an adult. It's all the same playful and tasty experience, except now, about 20 to 45 minutes later, you're going to get a little tap on your shoulder that says "prepare for lift off." Yes, the "high roller" part of this gift (I'm assuming) is due to their fairly strong nature. At 50 to 60 milligrams each and made mostly from sugars and gelatin, these are quickly processed, shooting THC into your system at a rapid pace. But, this is actually quite a good delivery system for those to don't want to be weighted down by a cookie, brownie, cake, cake pop, etc. You stretch it, you pull it, maybe you twist it around your finger, but eventually you demolish the thing, and it practically dissolves in your mouth (watch out for some of the colorful residue - don't be like the gross kid from elementary school snack time with purple and red hands for the rest of the day). Personally, I think these are great for things like hiking, camping, mountain bike rides, and outdoor activities in general. They don't get crushed, they don't spoil, they barely take up any room, and they're perfect for peeling off and (in a Covid-appropriate, sanitized way) sharing with friends. Keep an eye out for these and many other fantastic One Bridge Lane gifts and products to come! In the meantime, please inquire with matt@tokersguide.com to find out more about how you can get your hands on some of these delicious micro-batch edible treats!