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Romscotti - CULTA Urbana Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

Maryland Terps
May 153 min read


Funk House Farms Tickle Burger - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Toker's Guide
May 22 min read


Blueberry Banana - Takoma Wellness Center
Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Toker's Guide
May 13 min read


District Gumbo by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
This District Gumbo from Capital Remedy evokes a feeling akin to stumbling into a secret speakeasy where the drinks are replaced with top-shelf cannabis. In a city, or District, full of spies that kind of thing probably happens all the time. Cultivated by The Herban Hustle, a Washington DC craft grower known for their small-batch, high-quality buds (and a 2024 National Cannabis Cup win for their Vice City pheno), this strain is a local gem with a mysterious past...

Toker's Guide
Apr 173 min read


Wizard Blizzard - Shmu The Cannaprophet
We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Toker's Guide
Apr 163 min read


Glitter Bomb - The Gift Givers
Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...

Terp Interpreter
Mar 142 min read


Grape Cream Cake - Elevated Lounge DC
Every once in a while, you encounter a cannabis strain that hits all the right notes of flavor, aroma, and effects—a strain that feels li...

Toker's Guide
Mar 72 min read


Dante's Inferno - The Gift Givers DC
When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...

Toker's Guide
Mar 53 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "London Pound Cake 75" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
When I first laid eyes on this batch of London Pound Cake 75, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in...

Toker's Guide
Jan 303 min read


Amalfi Coast - INSA, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Amalfi Coast, a strain available at Insa dispensary in Tampa, Florida, shares its name with one of Italy’s most picturesque destinations...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 152 min read


Strawnana - Jungle Boys, Miami (Florida Medical)
Strawnana, currently available at Jungle Boys dispensary in Miami, Florida, is a flavorful and potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/...

Toker's Guide
Jan 152 min read


Oroz - GrowHealthy, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Oroz, currently available at GrowHealthy dispensary in Tampa, Florida, is a unique hybrid cannabis strain born from the union of Cookie...

Toker's Guide
Jan 152 min read


Strain Spotlight: Point Break from Elevated Lounge DC
This superb batch of Point Break, cultivated locally and available at Elevated Lounge in Washington DC, is a slightly indica-dominant hyb...

Toker's Guide
Jan 112 min read


Permanent Marker by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
Herban Hustle's locally cultivated batch of Permanent Marker is truly phenomenal, offering a remarkable sensory and cerebral journey. Cur...

Toker's Guide
Jan 93 min read


LA Baker by Garcia Hand Picked - Liberty Rockville (MD Recreational)
Here's a really solid batch of Garcia Hand Picked's LA Baker. Currently available at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, Maryland, it's an ind...

Elle Weeds
Dec 11, 20242 min read


Berry Martian - Capital Remedy
Berry Martian, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is here to take your cannabis experience to inf...

Toker's Guide
Nov 27, 20242 min read


Apple Crisp by Roll One - Trulieve, Rockville (Maryland Recreational)
Known for its balance of creativity and relaxation, this batch of Roll One's Apple Crisp is currently available at Trulieve marijuana dis...

Maryland Terps
Nov 21, 20242 min read


JOMO - House of Platinum, Clearwater (Florida Medical)
Currently available at House of Platinum Cannabis, JOMO lives up to the dispensary's reputation for hand-trimmed, artisanally crafted flo...

Toker's Guide
Nov 21, 20242 min read


Bubba Fett - RISE Dispensary (Bethesda, Maryland)
We recently had the opportunity to try this Bubba Fett from Maryland marijuana dispensary, RISE Bethesda. As a fan of both Star Wars and...

Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20242 min read


Watermelon Zkittlez - Elevated Lounge
Watermelon Zkittlez is an indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) currently offered by Elevated Lounge in Washington, DC. Its rich...

Elle Weeds
Nov 8, 20243 min read
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