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Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Episode II - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, MD)
In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior.

Toker's Guide
Mar 103 min read


Matanuska Thunder F*ck - Story Dispensary (Mechanicsville, MD)
Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me com

Toker's Guide
Dec 11, 20253 min read


Puna Budder - Pot United
This batch of Puna Budder is available right now from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Pot United. A potent strain that older heads ma...

Terp Interpreter
Aug 15, 20232 min read


Hindu Kush by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
When you find the lineage of Hindu Kush in some online publications it's sort of funny because it's the only thing listed in its family...

Toker's Guide
Oct 13, 20222 min read


Maui Wowie - The Pre Roll Guys
Maui Wowie: one of the most famous strains in cannabis history. This powerful sativa has been a household name among stoners since the...

Sophie
Oct 5, 20222 min read


Red Congo - Lucky Chuckie
An amalgamation of three different landrace strains, Mexican Sativa, Afghan Sativa, and Congolese, this Red Congo from DC recreational...

Toker's Guide
Aug 31, 20221 min read


Viper - Heady Club DC
Seeking a sativa with some serious "bite" to keep you energized and feeling euphoric? Look no further than this batch of Viper from DC...

Toker's Guide
Aug 15, 20221 min read


Panama Red by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
If you've been thinking about getting your DC medical cannabis card or recommendation I have two good reasons why now is a great time to...

Toker's Guide
Jul 18, 20222 min read


Durban Poison - The Gift Givers
Happy Hump Day! Need a little extra oomph to help get you through the rest of the week? Check out this incredible batch of mega potent...

Toker's Guide
Jun 22, 20222 min read


Hokkaido Mr. Roboto - Herbal Alternatives (Cultivated by: Alt Sol)
One of the things we get the most pumped up about here at Toker's Guide are the latest drops from DC Medical Cultivator, Alternative...

May
Nov 11, 20212 min read


Panama Red - National Holistic Healing Center
Check out this absolutely phenomenal landrace sativa known as Panama Red that's currently available from Washington DC marijuana dispensa...

Toker's Guide
Apr 5, 20212 min read


Lamb's Bread - Street Lawyer Services
It's noted that throughout the world the most popular Easter symbol is the lamb. Accordingly, it has also been considered a lucky sign to...

Toker's Guide
Apr 2, 20212 min read
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