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Pyxy Styx Gen. 2 - Elevated Lounge DC
Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge...
Elle Weeds
Jan 31, 20253 min read
Grape Bubblegum by Sweet Supply - MÜV Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Sweet Supply's Grape Bubblegum strain brings a flavorful twist to Florida's medical cannabis scene. Available through Tampa's MÜV dispens...
Mary Jane Burnmore
Dec 4, 20242 min read
Pyxy Styx - Elevated Lounge DC
Pyxy Styx, is a super sweet strain currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge, that possesses highly poten...
Elle Weeds
Aug 29, 20243 min read
Grape Bubblegum - The Garden
I’ve smelt actual grapes that smell less grapey than this Grape Bubblegum that’s currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Ga...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 22, 20242 min read
Sunny Wizard by Edie Parker - Mary & Main Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Given that I'm normally a full-on indica guy, I was quite surprised and impressed by the vibrant high produced by this batch of Sunny Wiz...
Strain Spotter
Jun 20, 20242 min read
Tiger King #14 - HYFE
Big Cat Rescue has been on edge since DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, released this batch of Tiger King. No exotic cats involved, ju...
Barn Burner
Mar 7, 20241 min read
Grape Bubblegum - Buddha Buddy DC
Grape and bubblegum, in my opinion, are two of the hardest flavors to hit spot on, so the thought of getting to try both at the same time...
Terp Interpreter
Feb 12, 20242 min read
Molecular Farms Papaya Punch by Abatin - Takoma Wellness Center
Abatin Wellness is back with another batch of fire flower and this time it's more genetics from Molecular Farms. Currently available at T...
Barn Burner
Sep 6, 20232 min read
Bad Apple - Monko
Bad Apple may have a mischievous name, but this indica-dominant strain from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, Monko, is the opposite of what i...
Terp Interpreter
Aug 12, 20231 min read
Green Punch by Classix - Cannabist, VA Beach (VA Medical)
When picking your strain for the week, look no further than this rare strain of Green Punch! Cultivated by Seed and Strain, Green Punch i...
LizzieHaze
Jun 26, 20231 min read
Purple Portland Kush Cake - The Gift Givers
With its bright green and heavily trichome covered appearance, along with "Kush" in the name, I was confident upon first sight that this...
Elle Weeds
May 17, 20231 min read
Grape Bubblegum by Verano - ZenLeaf, Germantown (MD Medical)
From my experience Grape strains tend to be a fan favorite for the indica loving portion of the cannabis community. That's why, as an ind...
Spacey Sprouts
Apr 17, 20232 min read
Sour Purple Punch - The Green Room
Typically when I see the word sour in a strain, such as this Sour Purple Punch from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Green Room, it lea...
Spacey Sprouts
Mar 23, 20232 min read
Purple Punch Crumble - Cannabear
The light color and effervescent aroma are the first two aspects of this outstanding Purple Punch crumble that captured my attention...
Toker's Guide
Jan 26, 20231 min read
Purple Punch by gLeaf - Cannabist, Carytown (VA Medical)
Everyone has their Top 5 strains that when they see them, they will always pick them up. Purple Punch is on that list for me, so when...
Terp Interpreter
Jan 16, 20232 min read
Slurricane - DC Dash
Greetings and happy Saturday! Last night I got to try a stupendous indica called Slurricane, currently available from DC recreational...
Elle Weeds
Aug 27, 20221 min read
Black Cherry Punch - LOCAL'd
There's been a really strong cherry-flavored theme here in the DC cannabis scene recently. We were literally handed three other...
Toker's Guide
May 20, 20221 min read
Wedding Crashers - Joint Delivery
To quote the movie by the same name (and I'm going to be doing that a lot in this review), "It's Wedding Season, kid!" What I mean by...
Toker's Guide
Feb 25, 20222 min read
Purple Starburst - Euphoria DC
Sometimes we get a sample of some absolute fire and we have to throw it up pretty much right when we get it so you, the audience, can to...
Elle Weeds
Jan 13, 20222 min read
Cherry Punch - District Derp
One of my favorite treats for this time of year is chocolate covered cherries. Since my youth, I've always associated them with the...
Toker's Guide
Dec 29, 20211 min read
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