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Forbidden Fruit Cake - gLeaf, Colonial Heights (VA Medical)
One of my favorite parts about cannabis is how specific terpene profiles recreate scents that are already so familiar to us. In this case...
Terp Interpreter
Oct 30, 20252 min read
Tangieland - Elevated Lounge
Tangieland is a dank offering from DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge. It’s one of those strains that immediately draws my attention...
Terp Interpreter
Sep 26, 20242 min read
Jungle Juice - Flight Pass DC
This Jungle Juice from DC marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, must be mixed with Red Bull because it provides an energy boost like no othe...
Terp Interpreter
May 28, 20242 min read
Alt Sol's Blood Orange vs Panama Red - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
In this article we're comparing and contrasting two popular sativa-dominant specimens from craft cultivator, Alternative Solutions (Alt S...
Toker's Guide
Jan 25, 20242 min read
Forbidden Fruit - Treehouse DC
As a Christian, it's challenging for me to see the name "Forbidden Fruit" and still want to be associated with said item. However, given...
Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20232 min read
Sodalicious - MASC
Here's another batch of exotic designer flower from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, MASC. This time it's the Sodalicious strain and the nam...
Toker's Guide
Sep 28, 20231 min read
Orange Soda by Verano - Mary and Main (Maryland Recreational)
Just over the DC line in Capitol Heights Maryland there's a great little dispensary called Mary & Main that now has both medical and recr...
Toker's Guide
Aug 25, 20231 min read
RSO Tangie Dablicator by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
The future of direct oil application is upon us! Coming to you from Norfolk’s Cannabist is this unique oil application “Dablicator”, whic...
LizzieHaze
Jul 24, 20232 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Buddha Buddy DC
I'm always psyched when a good batch of Tropicana Cookies comes around and this sample from cannabis delivery service Buddha Buddy is on...
Toker's Guide
Apr 26, 20231 min read
Tropicanna Banana Lounge Budder - Elevated Lounge
I walked into this session with an open mind, a clean rig, and a full torch ready to take Dab Week by the horns...or should I say fins...
NVCE - No. VA Cannabis Enthusiasts
Jan 24, 20233 min read
Rock Creek Fruit Punch - MASC
If you're not familiar with the Metropolitan Art and Sculpture Collaboration, or MASC for short, they're a DC recreational (i-71)...
Toker's Guide
Jul 26, 20222 min read
Pink Lemonade or Tropicana Cookies? - Top Level DC
A dilemma that I face as a reviewer sometimes is that I'll receive some exquisitely beautiful flower, but it won't be what the label...
Toker's Guide
Jul 13, 20222 min read
Sunkist - Buddha Buddy DC
With a staggering amount of fresh trichomes and a HUGE orange zest nose typically reserved for the finest Tangie, this batch of Sunkist...
Toker's Guide
May 26, 20222 min read
Blood Orange by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
While I've had the Blood Orange varietal from Alternative Solutions (Alt Sol) in their "Bunji Bros" cart form, I hadn't had a chance to...
Toker's Guide
Apr 13, 20222 min read
Dark Star Chemdawg Tangie by Curio - ReLeaf Shop, Mt. Vernon (MD Medical)
Dark Star Chemdawg Tangie (or DSCT) by Maryland’s Curio, from ReLeaf Shop in Baltimore’s Mt. Vernon area, is a ménage a trois between...
Maya Francesca
Apr 7, 20221 min read
Tangie & GDP Whole Flower Carts - District Derp
I've mentioned this a lot, but having a solid selection of quality carts on hand for holiday periods of the year is a must for me and...
Toker's Guide
Dec 17, 20212 min read
Tiger Rose - Alternative Solutions
First and foremost I want to give a huge thanks to Matt Lawson-Baker of Alternative Solutions for meeting with us and giving us a virtual...
Toker's Guide
May 16, 20213 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good evening fellow tokers! The weed fairy has really been sprinkling her magic dust on the DC weed scene lately. What do I mean by that?...
Toker's Guide
Sep 27, 20202 min read
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