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Lemon Heads "Fire In Fire Out" Live Hash Infused Pre-rolls by Holy Smokes - Top Secret DC
It's hard to argue with the convenience of a pack of pre-rolls. All that time you would spend grinding and rolling you can now put to...
Toker's Guide
Feb 23, 20232 min read
Oreo Cookie - Top Secret DC
As a child I was addicted to Oreos. Not unlike the joint I'm about to roll, my Oreo fetish began by smelling a freshly opened package...
Ben from Kannabus
Feb 3, 20232 min read
Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints - Top Secret DC
Lately I've been loving this batch of Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints from DC i-71 delivery team, Top Secret DC. It's such a delicious...
Elle Weeds
Jan 17, 20231 min read
GSC x Sherbert - Top Secret DC
This is a really nice batch of this GSC x Sherbert - two varietals I'm a big fan of independently - from DC i-71 delivery team Top Secret...
Toker's Guide
Dec 30, 20221 min read
Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC
Every once in a while I stumble upon a bag that catches my eye so well that I just have to grab it and take a closer look. Often times...
Toker's Guide
Jan 28, 20222 min read
Xeno - Top Secret DC
How about some super frosty buds delivered on a super frosty day? This batch of Xeno from the now legendary i-71 delivery outfit, Top...
Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Carnival - Top Secret DC
Step right up! This Carnival from famed DC i-71 delivery and pick-up specialists Top Secret DC is a ride for the memory books - and...
Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20212 min read
Melonatta - Top Secret DC
Choptober is alive and well over at Top Secret DC. With something like 20+ new strains on their menu, if you're in the market for a great...
Toker's Guide
Oct 9, 20212 min read
Phantom Cookies x Runtz - Top Secret DC
I didn't get a chance to go by Top Secret DC last weekend, but I wish I had. Then I would've had some of these amazing Phantom Cookies...
Toker's Guide
Aug 17, 20212 min read
Caviar Rocks - Top Secret DC
Hey everyone! Just a real quick pop-in here to ask: Did you know that Top Secret DC has "Caviar Rocks". These are said to be, and I can...
Toker's Guide
Jul 16, 20211 min read
Biskanté - Top Secret DC
Many of you are very familiar with Top Secret DC (if you're not I highly recommend checking them out) and how great their highest level...
Toker's Guide
Jun 26, 20212 min read
Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC
We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...
Toker's Guide
Jun 3, 20212 min read
Gruntz - Top Secret DC
Many of you are familiar with Runtz - the now infamous cross of flavor and potency powerhouses Zkittles and Gelato. You may also be...
Toker's Guide
May 1, 20212 min read
White Gushers - Top Secret DC
Happy Friday tokers! I hope everyone is recovering from the major midweek holiday that was 4/20/21! We had a blast roaming around to all...
Toker's Guide
Apr 23, 20212 min read
G74 - Top Secret DC
Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...
Jason Parker
Feb 21, 20212 min read
Black Cherry Pie - Top Secret DC
Do you ever spend any time just gazing at your bud? I mean, really looking at it. This Black Cherry Pie by Top Secret DC is a real...
Jason Parker
Jan 29, 20212 min read
Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC
Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...
Toker's Guide
Dec 28, 20202 min read
Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC
Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...
Toker's Guide
Dec 21, 20203 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20202 min read
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