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Cannabis REVIEWS
Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Burmese Mimosa, Garcia Handpicked - Health For Life Bethesda
They call this one Burmese Mimosa because "floral, pine-like, gourmet-spiced, grapefruit candy" was kind of a mouthful. That is, however,...
Fish 🐠
Jan 24, 20222 min read
Deadband #7 - Evermore (Maryland)
Deadband #7 is an Evermore phenotype bred from Headband and Skunk #1. It’s labeled as a hybrid with a potent THC level of 27.9%, but the...
Maya Francesca
Jan 24, 20221 min read
Lemon Ice - Takoma Wellness
This Lemon Ice from DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, is the citrus forward haze varietal I've been searching for....
Toker's Guide
Jan 20, 20221 min read
OG Lime Killer, Curio Wellness - HerbaFi Silver Spring, MD
34%+ isn't a question. It's the answer. The real question here is are you a Jackalope (jackrabbit antelope) or Basselope (basset hound...
Fish 🐠
Jan 12, 20222 min read
Afternoon Delight #4, Rythm - Rise Bethesda
A former coworker from my dispensary days used to love to poke fun at Afternoon Delight and thought the name was unseemly. Paging Dr....
Fish 🐠
Jan 6, 20222 min read
G-Spot - gLeaf (Maryland)
G-Spot, cultivated by gLeaf in Maryland, is another even hybrid (50% indica and 50% sativa). This strain is an orphan, with unknown...
Maya Francesca
Jan 5, 20221 min read
L.A. Confidential - gLeaf (VA Medical)
Time to slow things down, chill out, and relax with some L.A. Confidential. This child of OG LA Affie and Afghani is an Indica dominant...
Yoshi💚
Dec 29, 20212 min read
Citral Flo - Curio Wellness (Maryland)
Citral Flo, the love child of Sour Flo and Citral Skunk, is an evenly balanced hybrid that can be off-putting at first, with a flavor...
Maya Francesca
Dec 23, 20211 min read
Gelato Cake - Liberty Cannabis (Rockville, MD)
Sample: Gelato Cake Cultivator: District Cannabis Terpenes: Limonene 1.33%, Linalool 0.47%, Caryophyllene 0.44%, Alpha Pinene 0.23%...
Fish 🐠
Dec 19, 20212 min read
Magic Johnson - gLeaf (Beyond / Hello, Sterling, VA)
Although this strain’s superstar namesake isn’t a toker himself, these buds are superstars in this toker’s eyes 🤩. As soon as I opened...
Yoshi💚
Dec 14, 20212 min read
Hokkaido Mr. Roboto - Herbal Alternatives (Cultivated by: Alt Sol)
One of the things we get the most pumped up about here at Toker's Guide are the latest drops from DC Medical Cultivator, Alternative...
May
Nov 11, 20212 min read
Fuel Biscuits - Alternative Solutions
If you've become a little concerned about finding amazing fresh ganja in the District and are hearing rumblings of a drought for whatever...
Toker's Guide
Sep 14, 20212 min read
Live Resin Cake Badder Line-up - Evermore / The Living Room
Maryland’s medical market has produced a prolific concentrate industry that towers head and shoulders over the eastern seaboard markets...
Taylor Martin
Aug 5, 20216 min read
Panama Red Cart - Bunji Brothers
Greetings tokers! As many of you are aware, we don't often review carts here at Toker's Guide. That's because, frankly, we haven't found...
Toker's Guide
Jul 14, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - Maryland Medical Marijuana Edition
Cannabis is one of the most unique and fascinating industries to study for a whole host of interesting reasons. One of them is exploring...
Taylor Martin
Jul 13, 20219 min read
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