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Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
Toker's Guide
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Strawnana - Exotic Blooms
I've said previously in my review of a recent batch of Papaya that it's rare you get a strain that smells better than the fruit for which...
Toker's Guide
Oct 1, 20202 min read
Garanamal - Exotic Blooms
Greetings my nighttime indica tokers. As an early riser, I had to stay up a bit late for this one, but it sure is a stupendous treat to...
Toker's Guide
Sep 28, 20202 min read
King Louis OG Badder - Exotic Blooms
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Attention all you concentrate loving tokers! Here's a special Sunday night edition of the Toker's Guide where we'd like...
Toker's Guide
Sep 20, 20202 min read
Denver Cookies - Exotic Blooms
"These are some serious cookies!" Or at least that's what my buddy said after taking a massive rip of these Denver Cookies from Exotic...
Toker's Guide
Sep 17, 20202 min read
Hasidic Grapes - Exotic Blooms
I really hope I didn't just interrupt your Friday night ZOOM call with this super important announcement. Just kidding. I hope I did....
Toker's Guide
Aug 21, 20202 min read
Zack's Pie - Exotic Blooms
Well folks, Exotic Blooms has done it again! If you regard yourself as any kind of connoisseur, you need to check out this absolutely...
Toker's Guide
Aug 14, 20202 min read
Plug and Play "Pineapple Cooler" - Exotic Blooms
For the Sunday evening edition of Toker's Guide, I'd like to direct your attention to a vaping apparatus that is immensely popular on the...
Toker's Guide
Aug 2, 20202 min read
Durban Poison - Exotic Blooms
Happy Hump Day! Need a little pep in your step to help get you through the week? This FIRE Durban Poison from our friends Exotic Blooms...
Toker's Guide
Jul 29, 20202 min read
STIIIZY Skywalker OG Pod - Exotic Blooms
When I've found myself needing to partake/medicate in places that are a bit more discreet in the recent past I've typically turned to...
Toker's Guide
Jul 25, 20202 min read
Play Doh Cake - Exotic Blooms
Do you remember the smell of play doh? I can still vividly recall the pungent aroma that would immediately emerge from the yellow plastic...
Toker's Guide
Jul 23, 20203 min read
London Poundcake - Exotic Blooms
Top of the morning to all you tokers out there! As you prep for a lovely weekend here in the DC area I wanted to share a delicious and...
Toker's Guide
Jun 12, 20202 min read
Apricot Jelly - Exotic Blooms
"Holy Apricot Jelly, Batman!" Ok, so this probably wasn't something that Robin said to Batman in the legendary television show. But, he'd...
Toker's Guide
Jun 9, 20201 min read
Sherbinski Gelato Acai Berry - Exotic Blooms
Having had the good fortune to try some of the famed Sherbinski genetics the last time I was in San Francisco, I was elated when Exotic...
Toker's Guide
May 28, 20202 min read
Pop Rox - Exotic Blooms
"Awesome Sauce" is a term I used to throw out a lot for period of time when I was a little younger. I thought it appropriate to bring...
Toker's Guide
May 21, 20202 min read
Rookie of the Year - Exotic Blooms
If you're into designer and exotic cannabis and you haven't checked out Exotic Blooms yet...what are you waiting for?!? I mean, looking...
Toker's Guide
May 14, 20202 min read
Pearl Jam - Exotic Blooms
Great bands are awesome. Great buds are awesome. So, how about buds named after great bands? While I'm sure some of you out there could...
Toker's Guide
May 9, 20203 min read
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