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Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20202 min read
Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC
Good morning fellow tokers! I couldn't let any more time go by without letting you know about some great new tree coming out of Top...
Toker's Guide
Oct 3, 20201 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good evening fellow tokers! The weed fairy has really been sprinkling her magic dust on the DC weed scene lately. What do I mean by that?...
Toker's Guide
Sep 27, 20202 min read
Scooby Snacks - Top Secret DC
Ruh-roh, I'm interrupting your regularly scheduled program to let you know that there is some epic weed flowing through Top Secret DC...
Toker's Guide
Sep 13, 20202 min read
Papaya - Top Secret DC
There's weed that smells specifically like the particular fruit for which it's named, and then there's weed that smells better than the...
Toker's Guide
Sep 10, 20202 min read
Eat My Cookie - Top Secret DC
Hey everyone! It's not quite Breaking News worthy....or is it? Maybe it should be? Regardless, I really wanted to make everyone aware of...
Toker's Guide
Aug 22, 20201 min read
Super Goji Haze - Top Secret DC
I hope everyone out there in the tokerverse has had a great weekend so far. Although I hear it's already sold out, I've also heard it...
Toker's Guide
Aug 16, 20202 min read
Super Silver Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good morning tokers! If you haven't made your way over to the newly updated Top Secret site and menu I recommend that you do. They have...
Toker's Guide
Aug 8, 20201 min read
Obama OG - Top Secret DC
Happy 4th of July everyone! What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation than by toking down on a delightful indica named for the...
Toker's Guide
Jul 4, 20202 min read
Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC
Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...
Toker's Guide
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Utopia Haze - Top Secret DC
To date I would put much of the bud I've reviewed for Top Secret DC into a very distinguished category. I've been to plenty of...
Toker's Guide
Jun 7, 20202 min read
*****Tangieland - Top Secret DC*****
Happy 420 Eve everyone! I've been really psyched to tell you all about this one, but they ran out before I had a chance to put pen to...
Toker's Guide
Apr 19, 20202 min read
*****Platinum MAC - Top Secret DC*****
Super excited about a new partnership between one of the best local guys I know and Top Secret DC. He's been doing his craft for a long...
Toker's Guide
Mar 14, 20201 min read
*****Miracle Alien Cookies X1 (aka MAC1) - Top Secret DC*****
Once again, Top Secret DC coming through with some absolutely phenomenal tree. This time the batch is Miracle Alien Cookies X1, more...
Toker's Guide
Mar 1, 20202 min read
*****LA Kookies - Top Secret DC*****
When LA does Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), they don't play around. This batch of LA Kookies from Top Secret DC is GSC crossed with GSC...
Toker's Guide
Jan 12, 20201 min read
Tangie Wreck - Top Secret DC
I'm SO stoked to welcome Top Secret DC to the Toker's Guide! They've got a really cool concept where you can buy an interesting secret...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20202 min read
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